Monday, July 31, 2017

This last week was probably one of my favorite on the mission...

Dear Family and Friends,

Great week! Work-wise? Superlative success! Studying the gospel? 100% satisfaction! This last week was probably one of my favorite on the mission--running from appointment to appointment, planning out the lessons thoroughly, rhapsodizing over about our favorite investigators and the concrete success we saw as our investigators read the BoM and came to church. It felt like the work went just how it's supposed to, with an occasional hiccup of course.

(Taylor's dad here: Elder Soper's camera still isn't working, so I've included a few pictures of the lifesize two dimensional version of Elder Soper that will represent him at Devin's and Rachel's wedding open house in Orem this friday.)






Paraky
On Friday, I went on a split with Elder Dlokova, who just got out of training. He took me to a place called Paraky. Paraky means 'tobacco'. And that's exactly what the area was like--dirty, poopy and dirty. It literally looked like a tobacco in a old gma's toothless mouth. However bad the area was though, their program was great! We ended up with about 9 lessons with wonderful families and referrals so ready to change and learn. It was such an odd feeling coming out of a Spirit-filled house into poop-filled path. I loved the area honestly.

Singing Solo
I did my first singing solo of all time (not in Malagasy funny enough) yesterday in our ward conference. Look up "One by One" lyrics by David Bednar on YouTube. I don't know if they expected me to do a solo as amazing as the punk on the video; I transposed some the high parts to which my untrained voice said a pathetic, squeaky 'no'. In the end, it was nerve wracking, but I remembered that a voice that is mediocre (mine) in America, is straight platinum here in Madagascar. It went great!

(Taylor's dad here again--including the link to the youtube version):


the "punk on the video" (Elder Soper's words)


Malagasy Morsel of the Week - Tanety Mitomandavana
A rolling horizon. It means the horizon is lots of mountains rolling into each other, or simply, "rolling hills." Someone used this word to describe how their in-laws make a mountain out of a molehill, haha!

Stories for Next Week
-Vincent
-Ulrich
-Fr. Dada
-Dona Kely

Love you all!

Elder Soper

Monday, July 24, 2017

Baby Delivery...

Dear Family and Friends,

I don't have too much time to email today sorry! So I'll tell you this crazy story about the baby delivery. My camera charger hasn't been working on my camera, which is way depressing. I can't find another charger in the downtown area. Gosh darn it. Anyways, here's the story:

My First Delivery (Real Baby)
President Jacquot's house--a welcoming pink gate that opens up to a lil' quaint garden with an actual lawn (does not exist in Madagascar). President Jacquot's teenage sons are so diligent, they go out and teach our investigators when we don't have time to teach them twice a week. 

Every Wednesday at 3:30pm, we pop in to a teach a referral, Lova. But as approached the pink gate, we heard woman shrieking inside, which is usually a bad sign ya know? We knocked loudly, and President Jacquot's son, Tony, swung the door open, eyes wide-open. I asked him, "What's wrong? Out of breath, he replied, "I don't how to deliver a baby!"

So, the midwife (Tony's mom) wasn't in--out doing her Visiting Teaching, haha. As this strong Malagasy lady was in her last stage of contractions, I was thinking to myself, "I kinda know how to deliver a baby since I took a Human Development class at BYU as a freshman..." Tony and I got the bed all prepared while the mom sat in the corner, zoned out.

Ready and shaking with our gloves on, the lady screamed as the baby started to crown. So, Tony and I timidly reached to grab its head. Then, like it decided it wasn't ready to get out of bed, it shlunked back inside. Hey, what the heck! Tricky baby! We told the lady to push harder, and right as it showed itself again, Tony and I snatched its head, quickly popping out with a gentle pull. It came out blue. We had no idea what to do next. I almost spanked the baby upside down like in the movies, but we decided to wipe its nose and rub it with a towel; audibly, the little baby girl took her first breath. Within a few seconds, we witnessed the wonderful experience to see the baby turning from blue to pink in seconds; we all celebrated like it was done! 

With a lump in my throat, I realized, "Oh, the mom has to be given some type of shot. What was the dang name of that stuff?" The word 'oxytocin' popped into my head, and for some reason, I was 100% that was it. We sprinted into the doctor's office, opening all the drawers, looking desperately. "Here it is!" yelled Tony in relief. We promptly gave her the shot right in the chubby part of the hip/bum. We clamped the umbilical cord with the weird s-clamp, and lastly, the placenta was removed, all complete, phew! Can't believe I remembered that stuff from my Human Development class at BYU. I love babies.

The midwife (Tony's mom) finally arrived in the falling action. She professionally closed the doors and the curtains and got to fixing what we had done. Tony laughed way hard while we washed our hands after.

Love you all!

Elder Soper

Since my camera's not working, here a couple of random Madagascar pictures from other missionaries:



Tuesday, July 18, 2017

A religious deluge of investigators all coming from different faiths...

Dear Family and Friends,

Devin got married!!! I'm fine that I wasn't there because him and I are both fulfilling our duties. He's starting an eternal family, and I'm still preparing myself to be worthy man like him, then start a family when I return to Madagascar in my 60's. Devin is a wonderful guy, and Rachel is a wonderful woman. I remember falling asleep while watching Maze Runner at Rachel's dorm thinking, "Devin and Rachel got some kinda chemistry, heh heh." (in an Elvis voice kinda) But as I learned in Chemistry class, there is reversible chemistry and irreversible chemical reactions. Though that's not very romantic sounding, I do know Devin and Rachel are and will be together forever. Love you Darwin!

Great week! We kind of had a religious deluge of investigators all coming from different faiths that attended church yesterday--J-Dubs, Pentecostal, Adventist n' the whole bunch. When commenting, the Pentecostal guy, standing up, would slowly crank up the volume to an uncomfortable, medium yell, not fully blasting off, noticing everybody seemed a bit uncomfortable when he talked. But as what Elder Stromberg calls him, he's a "baller." Anyways, works going great! And I'm loving my area.

Singin' a Solo
I got weaseled into doing a solo at our church. Our ward choir is doing a special number for the Ward Conference coming up on July 30th. And Sister Tatamo showed me and requested I do what seemed like a simple two-line solo, and I was like, "Oh easy! I totally was a church youth choir star! I'll rock this for you Sister Tatamo!"

The next week, I had a lump in my throat as she approached with the rest of the solo to me, which happened to 3 pages. She laughed really hard at my complete horror. I tried to refuse, but she used a really good proverb that basically said I would be a horrible person if I backed out. This one of the first times I'm genuinely going to ask you guys to pray for me haha.

Didn't Know How to React
Went on a split with a certain elder who is known as being superlatively quiet. I say superlative because apparently he got a superlative in high school for being the "Most Polite" guy in the school, which basically means most quiet. Well, Elder Stromberg and I took a 1 hour bus ride early in the morning to get to their area, switch comps and hop back into the areas. Upon arrival, we went to go eat some yogurt and bread in lil' roadside shop. First thing this Elder does is spill a little bit of yogurt on the table. What he should have done is let it be, accept it's spilled cultured milk. Nevertheless, his crushing shyness caused him to experience a mini-panic attack; he takes the yogurt cup and starts spreading/rubbing the yogurt around on the table. I tried to laugh it off with him, but he just gave me a wince that looked like he was in pain. So I stopped laughing. 

It was an odd split. I learned what gets him talking though--Disney movies and high-quality haircuts. He even smirked a bit when I told him looked "fresh" with his new haircut.

Love you all!

Elder Soper

Monday, July 10, 2017

I love working with Elder Stromberg...

Dear Family,

Work is going great! I had the craziest experience of my mission recently. I helped deliver a Malagasy baby, but I'll explain that next week. I'm really excited about Devin and Rachel's upcoming marriage!! Send all the pics! I love hearing the news from you guys. It makes me feel like I'm living two satisfying lives here in Madagascar and in Orem. The work is also going great! Our Area Book is cleaned up finally; there should be a lot of baptisms coming; and, I love working with Elder Stromberg!

Elder Soper didn't send any pictures this week, so here's a lemur...

My Back
While on a split, this elder was explaining how those quadrocopters and why everyone wants to buy one to film an amazing film of the awesome Orem from a bird's eye view, or film the cool Boy Scout's super-activity, or a match of Ultimate Frisbee! As he was talking, I fell asleep in a weird position. Now, my back has a horrible kink, like it did in the MTC, and every time my back twinges, I have to make a weird, constipated grunt. Makes teaching a little awkward, haha!

Sifu Desire
Sad surprise last Tuesday. On our way to my favorite investigator, we received a text from him--in all caps--explaining that he had meditated, prayed, read and channeled in on his Chi (he's a karate master), and he decided he was done. He didn't want to baptized and even learn anymore. I didn't know I would be so shocked and sad about it. My sensei... I created a dramatic scene with Elder Stromberg of how we would knock on his door, take a deep breath and I would bear a staggeringly powerful testimony in one last effort to hook him. He would then fall back to the earth in awe. But instead, when we stopped by, his servant with a toothless smile came out with a brown bag, containing all the pamphlets and his marked up BoM. Darn. Loved that guy.

German Girl
Somehow, we're having just as much success with foreigners in our area as we are with those other people I'm supposed to teach? Uh.. I don't remember. Oh yeah, Malagasies. As of now, we are teaching a Congolese family, Jean Luc, a Nigerian-Malagasy family, Samson, and a German girl doing a Malagasy poetry PhD, Maike. I realize there truly is a different language needed when teaching the Gospel in English. I couldn't stop using mildly inappropriate vocabulary, i.e. calling the Apostles "these guys," or accidentally inserting "man" or even "dude." It's definitely correct revelation that I was called to the Madagascar mission. So far though, Maike came to church, and has a baptismal date!! She already lives with the 1st counselor of the Stake Presidency by the way.

Malagasy Morsel of the Week - Didim-potra
Circumcision is a big party here in Madagascar. Elder Stromberg and I received permission to wake up at 4 AM, run over to an investigator's house and witness the horrifying ceremony of the "didim-potra". Keep in mind, the kid is already 6 or 7 years old. Starting late evening, they blare music and get the kid dancing. Periodically, a piece of candy is throw to him to keep him on a sugar rush. Then, when his eyes start drooping. Boop! New toy car! "Keep dancing!" The night wears on. The kid continues to lifelessly kick and dance with what energy he as left. Finally, when 5 AM rolls around, they stuff money into the big middle pocket of his traditional Malagasy shirt, tell him to reach in and hold on to it. The parents then grab his hands inside the pocket as someone swoops in and starts cutting. In sluggish realization, the kid screams and kicks as I involuntarily kicked with him in some kind of male-to-male sympathy. It was intense...

Story for Next
-My First Delivery

Love you!

Elder Soper

Monday, July 3, 2017

A new companion: Elder Stromberg!

Hey Everyone,

Manakambahiny is going great! It's been my favorite area, especially considering I've gotten to see the attitude of the ward towards the missionaries flip upside down. It seemed like they didn't trust the missionaries in the past, especially the bishop, due to previous missionaries showing up to church late and not being too obedient. But, Elder Bingham and I brainstormed on how we could gain back the trust of the ward, and we decided we can take studies away once a week on Fridays to do any service we could for members, even inviting the ward missionaries to participate. 

Some of the service projects we were able to accomplish: We visited a member in the hospital, helped with hometeaching, helped a less-active plant some rice; we helped our 1st counselor build bricks from scratch; we helped members move furniture into their new homes, and much more. I've really grown to love doing service. Now, I can see our ward trusts and loves the missionaries. The ward missionaries always want to work with us, and almost all of the families we're teaching now are referrals, and there's a great chance we'll have a lot of baptisms coming up. That's been my favorite thing about Manakambahiny!

Welp, in transfer news, Elder Bingham and his group are now heading home. I received a new, slick bigshot named Elder Stromberg. Everything is going great! Elder Stromberg is very obedient, and it feels great to be what a missionary should exactly be like. It reminds me of the good times with my trainee, Elder Monsen, and my favorite rugby mammoth, Elder Kruger. I've loved the past couple days. We have a wonderful heater in our tundra-cold house. We finally have a great program here in Manakambahiny, which Elder Bingham and I had to whitewash (start from scratch) 3 months ago. We have very diligent missionaries in our zone; the retention for our recent converts is around 95%! We have a lot to be grateful for!

Some pictures from our most recent zone conference:




Getting Stabbed by a Cactus
On the way to a dinner appointment late last night, I, with my lack of direction skills, decided to take a new path, crossing through rice paddies, which turned out to be a horrible mistake. The light on our phone stopped working; so blind and tired, we had no idea what was in front of us. Out of the blue, Elder Stromberg kicked up his knee and pulled off this wild, gorgeous spin--maybe some intense deja vu back to his ballet days. Turns out, he walked straight into a bush of cacti. Falling to the ground, I noticed he was stabbed by a ton of cactus needles. I had to help him carefully lower his pants so I could meticulously search, as he groaned in pain, for each miniscule needle located in his upper thigh area. I felt so bad because I couldn't stop giggling violently--especially when a Malagasy passed by, squinted to see what was going on, then quickly jog-walked in the opposite direction. Eventually, we got all of the 10+ needles out of his legs.

Streetkid Brawl
Waiting for one of our member helps, we were passing a ball with a random drunk guy in a beautiful countryside area, Ankadidratombo. Dozens of Malagasies gathered around the edge of the soccer terrain and laughed as the guy repeatedly whiffed the ball, muttered some swear word, stumbled around and kicked it again. Then, I asked if some of the kids on the side wanted to join in, and what seemed like a hundred Malagasy street kids, the toughest kind of Malagasy of all, flooded in and all raced towards the ball. To give you an idea of what a Malagasy street kid is like, he has a thick protective layer of grime, no shoes and incredible scars all over the body from previous fights, burns and who knows what else. They're tough. But anyways, as a mosh pit around the ball started forming, a couple of the kids dressed in rags started to throw punches--no aimed punches, but the kind where one closes their eyes, swings their arm as hard as they can, and it hits another oblivious, smiling kid just joining the group. Elder Bingham and I just sat there in awe. Within a few seconds, the crowd of kids with a the ball in the center melted into a bloody brawl, half of them bawling, half of them going Super Saiyan as they screamed and punched like one of those characters from Dragon Ball Z. Finally realizing I'm 5 times the size of these little monsters, I quickly ran in and tried to break it up, but with no success. Elder Bingham then yelled to me that our member help finally came. So, I said sorry to the spectating crowd and promptly left.

June 26th
Independence Day in Madagascar. Due to the prospective dangers and possible, odd temptations, our Mission President put a curfew for 6 o' clock in the 4 days surrounding June 26th. At this time, I was still with Elder Bingham. We had just got out of our ward mission leader's house at 5:50. As the time neared 6 o' clock, many vuvuzelas started to go off in the distance, almost like it was announcing a death in Hunger Games. Then, all the chaos let loose, as Elder Bingham and I were running home, kids were lighting off their homemade bombs, and our path home was a gauntlet of drunks yelling at us from bars, kids dashing around under our legs, laser pointers galore.  The next morning it felt like some post-apocalyptic scene: streets full of trash and toys, drunks either passed out on the side of the path, or aimlessly walking, trying to remember where their home is. People solemnly sitting in buses regretting the party the night before. Work on that days didn't go very well, haha.

Stories for Next Week
-Didim-potra
-Less-actives

Love you all!

Elder Soper