Monday, March 27, 2017

Seven new investigators came to church...

Hey Fambly,

The work is going well--especially with the help of members!  This last week we split up with 3 teenagers to stop by and invite investigator families to church on Sunday morning. And as a result, the Mechanic Family, Dino and Rosie, who have kept all their commitments and already planned on getting married soon, came alongside the Basketball Family, Sitraka and Justine, who play basketball with us after every lesson. Seven new investigators to church! Also, it is so relieving to finally be in a ward where you can count on nothing too apostate happening; it's definitely the opposite of how Mahajanga was, where you can't guess when a fistfight might break out in the Relief Society. Thank gosh for the awesome member helps in this area!
Baptism last Saturday! I baptized the guy on the left; I don't have the other pictures on my camera, sorry!

Two of our best member helps: Eric and Zo. They are also slightly famous rappers.

Elder Beeson literally jumped into mud thinking it was another path. It looked like he randomly decided to hop into the rice paddy without thinking twice, haha! He's cool, so we kept working.

A tree.




Drunk Men Boboka:
Oh Hendrick, the chubby, drunk guy who dons a dashing, brown leather jacket! He always rabidly wants to politely debate, doesn't matter what and doesn't matter with whom. But every time we pass by, he yells, "Oh, Soper! Get over here!" Usually, the debates never get heated, as the subject is usually whether adding coconut to a sauce makes it tastier or actually just ruins the taste. 

Yet one time, he asked me--the expression on his face looked as if he was about to cry--if America found nuclear weapons in Iraq. I claimed we only found chemical weapons, that Iraq still doesn't know the nuclear secrets. But Hendrick staunchly denied by stamping his foot on the ground and whining, "Nooooo! I promise you! Obama found nuclear weapons! I know it!" It then degenerated into the following back and forth argument: "We found chemical!" "No, NUCLEAR!" "Chemical!" "Nuclear! Be quiet!" After it died down, I pretended to admit we found nuclear weapons. Hendrick responded, "Really?!" in amazement. What a funny guy.

Blaring Music on a Sunday:
Every Sunday, we teach the same awesome, progressing family. And every Sunday, we endure the same horrible, fratboy music. About 7 college students have a party every Sunday from afternoon to the dead of night, drinking and singing away their kidneys, causing everyone in the community to wish they lived 100m further away. Since the spirit doesn't often enter the same room Shakira is in, I went down to request they turn it down. Kindly, they obliged saying, "Sorry pastor." Right as we got back up to the lesson, they cranked the music back up to 11. Meh, we ended the lesson early.

Malagasy Morsel of the Week - Gaboraraka vs. Manara-penitra
First one means 'work done with lack of care,' or in other words, "The house you built is gaboraraka and looks like crud, guy." Then, the second one means the opposite, like saying, "Dang, I would totally party in your manara-penitra house, guy."

"Vision without effort is daydreaming; effort without vision is drudgery; but vision, coupled with effort, will obtain the prize." -President Monson

Love you all!

Elder Soper

Monday, March 20, 2017

I'm with Elder Kruger again!

Dear Fambly,

Man, our P-days have been busy-brizzy! I'm gonna have to whip out this email, sorry! I've been loving the recent emails by the way! Seems like you guys decided to take it up a notch like Chef Emeril and become way more interesting! I love the recent stories about the refugee family, cabin sleepover, and Elsie--sounds like a fun whirlwind. Sorry I'm not very diligent in responding!










I'm still caught in a crack for the moment, though I don't mind--it's a comfortable one, for first, I love the elders in my house. I'm with Elder Kruger again! I love this mammoth. Though he's been starting to wrestle me a lot, and it's not fair when genetics gave him natural-steroidy, 250-pound, hulking body while I've been given the body of skinny goddess. Elder Kruger and I are best friends on the mission for sure. And there's talk about rooming at BYU after the mish! 
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There's Elder Van Niekerk, a South African who looks like a shifty carsalesman, is proficient at making creepy, smug smiles and has a heart of gold. 

Then, we got Elder Beeson, who is an expressionless lil' guy, who is the dry humor champ. When we play chess he always says, "I know what you should do." And when he loses, he says, "I love messing around; it let's me control the game."

Elder Nortje, my African buddy from down south--I've lived with him for about 10 months of my mission. He's one of my better friends on the mission. He's arty too.

Elder McCormick, the man from Japan with butterfingers and great one-liners. Once, he was eating yogurt, and it began to slip from his hand. Not getting a solid hold, he bobbled it everywhere. His arms flopped around as the yogurt erupted all over his shirt and table. After the 10th bobble, the back of his hand smacked it to the right making it splatter all over Elder Beeson. He sighed, "I should eat yogurt by myself." I laughed so hard!

Mechanic Family:
I've concluded that I know less about how the Holy Ghost works since I've been on my mission. The first time we taught this family, my back really hurt, so I happily gave them the heavy, 2-pound Book of Mormon burdening me. I didn't think much of the family, which was the wrong guess because they surprised us by coming late to church to hit the last 2 hours. I love walking up to their house because the wife always gives a huge smile, claps and runs back inside to get their house ready. It's so nice to have people like Dino and Wifey (forgot her name just barely, whoops) that love to learn.

Malagasy Morsel of the Week - Vam & Tobil:
Slang for car!

Stories for Next Week
-Drunk Men Boboka
-Happy Birthday! Now Be Quiet.

Love you all!

Elder Soper

Monday, March 6, 2017

Floating around...

Hey Everybody!

Sorry, I don't have too much time to email! I miss Mahajanga more than I thought I would. I am freezing now. Mahajanga peaks around at blistering 95 degrees while the capital (where I am now) hangs out at a lukewarm 70. And man, I got used to the heat.


Transfer Confusion:
I was originally going to a place called 67ha to zone-lead, but due to all the problems from the recent creation of another zone, they've been plopping me into any random slots that are open. So, similar to Mario, I played my own real-life platformer, advancing through diverse worlds, hopping on Malagasy goombas. I haven't really found Peach yet though, nobody is blonde here.

However, I'm now working in a trio in Manakambahiny! The ward is flippin' strong, coming in at a large 200 church attendance each week. We're teaching a lot of great families, and a couple we tracted into on Saturday came to church the next day! It's also the most beautiful area in the capital in my opinion, woot! The plan is still not set whether I will stay in this trio for long or not, and so I'll act as a missionary-cyst/temporary appendage for the next couple weeks. President laughed really hard when I said, "I feel like a plastic bag." Shout out to Katy Perry.

Malagasy Morsel of the Week - Mitsingevaheva:
'Floating around.' 

Love you all!

Elder Soper